Zombie Jokes

Zombie Jokes


Just drop dead with these funny Zombie Jokes!

Zombie Jokes - Halloween Jokes

What happened when a vicar saw a zombie with nothing on his neck?

He made a bolt for it.

Who do zombie cowboys flight?

Deadskins.

What did the zombie’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?

Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

Where do zombies go for cruises?

The Deaditerranean.

What did the zombie get his medal for?

Deadication.

What happened to the zombie who had a bad cold?

He said, “I’m dead-up wid fuddy jokes aboud zomdies.”

What do little zombies play?

Corpses and Robbers.

How do you know a zombie is tired?

He’s dead on his feet.

Why did the zombie go to hospital?

He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.

Funny Zombie Jokes - Halloween JokesWhat do you calf zombies in a belfry?

Dead ringers.

What do you find in a zombie’s veins?

Dead blood corpuscles.

What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It’s a dead-letter day.

Why was the zombie’s nightclub a disaster?

It was a dead and alive hole.

Why do zombies learn Latin and Greek?

Because they like dead languages.

What did the zombie’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?

Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?


Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?

A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.

What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?

A Zombie coming out of the pet store.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately…

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