Looking for some magic Wiard Jokes?
What do you call a wizard from outer space ?
A flying sorcerer !
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party ?
He was going as a banana !
What do wizards do to get their kicks ?
They drool over the pictures in “witch” magazine !
What happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare ?
He’s still rabbiting on about it !
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend ?
Hello gore-juice !
What do wizards stop for on the motorway ?
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard ?
To the other side !
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard ?
Tyrannosaurus hex !
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter ?
Who did the wizard marry ?
His ghoul-friend !
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day ?
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus ?
The police made him bring it back again !
What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral ?
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus ?
All of them, busses don’t jump !
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be ?
Out for the count !
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade ?
He burped 7-Up !
What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front ?
He ate himself !
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder ?
He kept shooting his mouth off !
Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces ?
To keep his trousers up !
What’s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning ?
He wakes up !
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches ?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them !
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building ?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway !
What do you call a wizard who’s black and blue all over ?
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor ?
How do you keep a wizard in suspense ?
I’ll tell you tomorrow… !
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together ?
The smallest ones !
What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel ?
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights ?
A peacelock !
What happened when the wizard met the witch ?
It was love at first fright !
What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?
He would be egg-sterminated !