Halloween Jokes

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What do you call a wizard from outer space ?

A flying sorcerer !

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party ?

He was going as a banana !

What do wizards do to get their kicks ?

They drool over the pictures in “witch” magazine !

What happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare ?

He’s still rabbiting on about it !

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend ?

Hello gore-juice !

What do wizards stop for on the motorway ?

Witchhikers !

What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard ?

To the other side !

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard ?

Tyrannosaurus hex !

What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter ?

Dwayne !

Who did the wizard marry ?

His ghoul-friend !

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day ?

To prevent bat breath !

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus ?

The police made him bring it back again !

What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral ?

Dead !

What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus ?

All of them, busses don’t jump !

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be ?

Out for the count !

What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade ?

He burped 7-Up !

What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front ?

He ate himself !

What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder ?

He kept shooting his mouth off !

Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces ?

To keep his trousers up !

What’s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning ?

He wakes up !

Why do cats prefer wizards to witches ?

Because the sorcerers often have milk in them !

Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building ?

He wanted to make a hit on Broadway !

What do you call a wizard who’s black and blue all over ?

Bruce !

What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor ?

Matt !

How do you keep a wizard in suspense ?

I’ll tell you tomorrow… !

What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together ?

The smallest ones !

What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel ?

Bob !

What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights ?

A peacelock !

What happened when the wizard met the witch ?

It was love at first fright !

What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?

He would be egg-sterminated !

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