Howl in to these great Werewolf Jokes.
Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf ?
Be quiet and brush your face !
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine ?
He became a wash and werewolf !
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle ?
Because he couldn’t reach any higher !
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much ?
A whino !
How do you know if a werewolf’s been in the fridge ?
The paw prints in the butter !
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you ?
Throw a stick and say fetch !
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by it’s tail ?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you !
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop ?
He was caught chop lifting !
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic ?
His bark was worse than his bite !
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena ?
I don’t know, but if it laughs I’ll join in !
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour ?
When he got up he only had three legs !
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge ?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ?
A creature with an all over perm !
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home ?
A comb !
Who are some of the werewolves cousins ?
The whatwolves and whenwolves !
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere he wants to !
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog ?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road !
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ?
You had some party the night before !
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !