WereWolf Jokes

Howl in to these great Werewolf Jokes.

Mummy, mummy what’s a werewolf ?

Be quiet and brush your face !

What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine ?

He became a wash and werewolf !

Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle ?

Because he couldn’t reach any higher !

What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much ?

A whino !

How do you know if a werewolf’s been in the fridge ?

The paw prints in the butter !

How do you stop a werewolf chasing you ?

Throw a stick and say fetch !

Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by it’s tail ?

It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you !

Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop ?

He was caught chop lifting !

What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic ?

His bark was worse than his bite !

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena ?

I don’t know, but if it laughs I’ll join in !

What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour ?

When he got up he only had three legs !

How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge ?

Two pairs of paw prints in the butter !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ?

A creature with an all over perm !

What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home ?

A comb !

Who are some of the werewolves cousins ?

The whatwolves and whenwolves !

Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema ?

Anywhere he wants to !

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog ?

A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road !

What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ?

You had some party the night before !

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?

He got ticks !