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Pumpkin Jokes

Halloween Pumpkin Jokes

Pumpkin Jokes

What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?

Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash

Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?

You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?


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