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Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

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Dr Frankenstein. How can I stop that monster charging?
Igor:Why not take away his credit card?

What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein.

Did you hear what happened to Frankenstein’s monster?
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months.

IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun?
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches.

Frankenstein Jokes - Halloween JokesWhy was Baron Frankenstein never lonely?
Because he was good at making friends.

FIRST MONSTER: The bride of Frankenstein has a lovely face.
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines.

What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.

Why did Doctor Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?

Who brings monsters’ babies?

What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Who brings the monsters their babies?

Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.

What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
‘Great! That was just what I needed.’

What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it’s a fancy dress party.

Frankenstein JokesWhere does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.

What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.

What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?

I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with the zombie?
He gave him the cold shoulder.

What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.


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