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Halloween Monster Jokes

Here is a collection of monster jokes for you to enjoy!

Funny Halloween jokes for MonstersWhat’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

Because he was in need of a light snack

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?

Ghost-Toasties

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin!

Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?

NO, they eat the fingers separately.

Monster Jokes For HalloweenWhat do you do with a green monster?

Wait until it ripens.

What is a monster’s favorite food?

Ghoul scout cookies.

What’s a monsters favorite bean?

A human bean.

How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman!

What is a monster’s favorite food?

Ghoul scout cookies.

What position does a monster play on the soccer team?

Ghoulie.

Monster Jokes - Halloween JokesWhat kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?

Hallowieners.

What’s the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who’s Boo.

Why are monsters forgetful ?

Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !

Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?

Because she grew another foot !

What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?

People like sweets !

What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?

I don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg !

What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?

Hello, hello !

Halloween Jokes - Monster JokesWhat is the best way to speak to a monster ?

From a long way away !

What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?

A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !

What kind of monster has the best hearing ?

The eeriest !

How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ?

It leaves footprints in the butter !

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?

Have you ever tried to iron a monster !

Halloween Monster JokesWhy are monsters green ?

Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills !

Why do monsters wear glasses ?

So they don’t bump into other monsters !

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?

Time to get a new one !

What game do monsters play with ants ?

Squash !

Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?

He said they came in handy !

Best Monster JokesHow do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?

I’ll tell you tomorrow !

How do you greet a three headed monster ?

Hello, hello, hello !

What is a sea monster’s favourite dish ?

Fish and ships !

Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?

Werewolf: Search me !

Why are monsters forgetful ?

Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !

Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?

Because she grew another foot !

What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?

People like sweets !

What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?

I don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg !

Monster Halloween JokesWhat do you say when you meet a scary two headed monster ?

Bye, Bye !

What is the best way to speak to a monster ?

From a long way away !

What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?

A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !

Why are monsters green ?

Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills !

Why do monsters wear glasses ?

So they don’t bump into other monsters !

What kind of monster has the best hearing ?

The eeriest !

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?

I don’t know, but it’s great at chasing submarines.

What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t seen each other for quite awhile?

You gruesome.

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