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Black Cat Jokes

Black Cat Jokes


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What do black cats strive for ?

Purrfection !

Why are black cats such good singers ?

They’re very mewsical !

What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?

Santa Claws !

What do witches cats like for breakfast ?

Mice krispies !

What is an octopus ?

An eight sided cat !

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What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?

A catastrophe !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

What do you call a witches cat that never comes when he’s called ?

Impussible !

What do you call a witches cat with no legs ?

Anything you like, she won’t be able to chase you !

What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary ?

A cat with a full tummy !


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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass ?

A lawn miaower !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Black Cat Jokes - Halloween JokesWhat do you call a witches cat that never comes when he’s called ?

Impussible !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

How do you get milk from a witches cat ?

Steal her saucer !

What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary ?

A peeping tom !

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?

She wanted to put some money in the kitty !

What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar ?

A sour puss !

Now you see it, now you don’t, now you see it, now you don’t – what are you watching ?

A black cat walking over a zebra crossing !


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What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !

What is a black cat’s favorite TV show ?

Miami Mice !

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and goes round and round ?

A black cat stuck in a tumble dryer !

What do you call a witches cat who can do spells as well as her mistress ?

An expurrt !

What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident ?

He went to a retail store !


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