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Mummy Jokes

Halloween Mummy Jokes

Mummy Jokes


Don’t get to wrapped up in this Mummy Jokes!

Why was the mummy so tense?

He was all wound up.

What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?

Ok, that’s a wrap.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They’re too wrapped up in themselves…

What was the mummies’ vacation like?

Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Halloween Mummy JokesWhat kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?

Any old girl he can dig up.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
Because he was all wrapped up.

Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea.

Why don’t mummies take vacations?

They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music?

Wrap.


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