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Ghoul Jokes

You will be drooling after reading these ghoul jokes for Halloween!


 

Why are ghouls covered in wrinkles?

Have you ever tried to iron a ghoul!

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What is lighter that a feather?

A ghoul brain!

What kind of ghoul has the best hearing ?

The eeriest!

Halloween Ghoul JokesWhat type of ghoul really loves dance music?

The boogieman!

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away!

What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?

You gruesome.

What time is it when a ghoul sits on your car?

Time to get a new one!

Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?

Because it wanted a light snack.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails out?

Replace the nails with screws.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot!

Ghoul Jokes - Halloween JokesWhy are ghouls green?

Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills!

How do you keep an ugly ghoul in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow!

How do you greet a three headed ghoul?

Hello, hello, hello!

How do you shoot a three headed ghoul?

Bang! Bang! Bang!

How do you kiss a three headed ghoul?

One at a time.

What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?

Romeo and Ghouliet.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot!

Ghoul-JokesWho did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What is a ghoul’s favorite food?

Ghoul scout cookies.

What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?

Ghoulie.

What’s a ghouls favorite bean?

A human bean.

Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers?

NO, they eat the fingers separately.

What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

Who are ghoul’s favorite family member?

Mummy.

What color Halloween candy do ghouls like?

Green. It helps with the skin!

What do you get if you cross a ghoul with a human?

A zombie.

What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?

Ghoulfish!

Funny Ghoul JokesWhat did daddy ghoul say to his son?

Stop ghoul around!

Why did the ghoul become green?

It was sick of eating brains!

What to ghoul say to each before heading out for Halloween?

May the ghouls be with you!

Why was the man a fool?

Because he was a ghoul.

How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don’t need to.

What is the baby ghoul going to eat for dinner ?

YOU!

What trees do ghouls like best ?

Ceme-trees!

What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles’ song?

The Ghoul on the Hill.

Best Ghoul JokesHow did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?

She was a cover ghoul.

What did the ghoul cowboy like to say?

There’s ghouls up in those hills!

Why do ghouls like ice cream?

Because it’s ghoulilicous.

Did you hear about the ghoul’s favorite hotel?

It had running rot and mould in every room.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms ?

Wow! They were tasty!

What did Daddy ghoul get when he put his ghoulfish’s brain in the body of his dog?

A man eater!

Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?

Because she wanted it engraved.

Top Ghoul JokesWhat did the ghoul’s mother say to her son on Halloween night?

You be scareful out there tonight or you will go hungry!

What did the ghouls eat at the barbecue?

Handburgers and hot dogs!

On which kind of street do ghouls live?

A deadend!

What kind of hotdogs to ghouls like best?

Halloweiners!

What keeps ghouls happy ?

The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?

They kept coming out dead!

Where do ghoul get an education ?

High sghoul!

How do ghoul like their meals ?

Terrifried!

Hey ghoul. What you doing for lunch?

Taking you out!

What do ghoul say when they wake up?

Arrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning.

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What type of vitamins do ghouls take?

Vitamin HU-man!

What is a favorite game for ghouls?

Chase!

Why don’t ghouls play computer games?

They hate being shot!

Who put the Howl in Halloween?

Not ghouls just the people they ate!

How do ghouls tell their future?

They read your face just before they eat you!

Why are ghouls so healthy?

They always eat fresh food!

Did you hear about the ghoul who was expelled from school?

It kept kiss up to the teacher!

What does a ghoul get when he comes home late for dinner?

A new set of clothes!

Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?

It became a headhunter!

Spooky Ghoul Jokes

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

You!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?

Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot…

What do you do when 100 ghoul surround your house?

Hope it’s Halloween…

Why was the ghoul so smart?

He always ate brain food!

 


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