Halloween Spider Jokes
Spider Jokes For Halloween
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
What did the spider say to the fly?
We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What is a spiders favourite TV show?
The newly web game!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn’t have a web he had a website!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
What do spiders eat in Paris?
Why did the spider buy a computer?
She wanted a website!
Why didn’t the spider just become a domainer?
It wanted a website!
Why do spiders craw the internet?
They are looking for fresh content!
What did one spider say to another?
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies!”
Because they can’t knit!
Why did the spider sit down beside Miss Muffet?
To find out what the hell was a tuffet!
Why do spiders make good baseball players?
They know how to catch flies!
What’s a spiders favorite number?
Why are spiders more powerful than Google?
They run the web!
Why are spiders fitter than a marathon run?
They run the web 24-7!
What did the spider say to the ghost?
Stop scaring the flies away.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
The web is the trick and you are the Treat!
What are the most popular sports for spiders?
Rafting down rain pipes and then climbing back up again!
Why do spiders dislike spiderman?
Because he’s not really a killer!