Pumpkin Jokes
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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