Halloween Pumpkin Jokes
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?