Halloween Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Boo Who, I didn’t want to make you cry!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry I’m just a trick or treater!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?
Wolves say Happy Howloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle Who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!

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