Halloween Jokes

Boo to you, Halloween jokes for all.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for “tick or tweet” !

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they’re crab apples !

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?

Wear a snorkel !

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties ?

Because there is lots of school spirit !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ?

The cat are her !

What do witches eat at Halloween ?

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.

“Are you a ghost ?” asked his friends

“No, I’m an unmade bed !”

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.

“Are you an unmade bed ?” asked his friends

“No, I’m an undercover agent !”

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?

He was in high spirits !

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?

No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her !

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?

Because he just came to pick up his sister !

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?

Because the feathers were still on the chicken !