Halloween Candy Jokes
Looking for some great Halloween Candy Jokes to use this Halloween?
Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?
She was feeling crummy!
What do you call an infant that cries alot?
What did the Twizzler say to the Gobstopper?
I don’t know!
What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?
During show and tell, The Runts heard the Snickers from the back of the class. They said “Be Quiet, Lemonheads!”
From the back they heard, “Pez Who!”
A Milk Dud.
What did Mr. Applehead say when Mrs. Lemonhead asked if he liked chocolate?
Does a Gummy Bear poop in the woods?
What do you call an Irish Lion?
What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale?
What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?
You’re a life saver
What did the Mr. Clark say to the ditzy weather lady?
You’re and Airhead!
What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?
Going my Milky Way?
Knock Knock Who’s there?
Ada whole Butterfinger for lunch!
Candy doggie have some chocolate?
Candice get any better!