Halloween Candy Jokes

Halloween Candy Jokes

Looking for some great Halloween Candy Jokes to use this Halloween?

Halloween Candy JokesWhat is a leopard’s favorite candy?


Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?

She was feeling crummy!

What do you call an infant that cries alot?

Baby Ruthless!

What did the Twizzler say to the Gobstopper?

I don’t know!

What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?

Cotton candy.

During show and tell, The Runts heard the Snickers from the back of the class. They said “Be Quiet, Lemonheads!”

From the back they heard, “Pez Who!”

Candy Jokes For HalloweenWhat do you call a cow that can’t moo?

A Milk Dud.

What did Mr. Applehead say when Mrs. Lemonhead asked if he liked chocolate?

Does a Gummy Bear poop in the woods?

What do you call an Irish Lion?

Big Red

What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale?

Hubba Bubba

What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?

You’re a life saver

What did the Mr. Clark say to the ditzy weather lady?

You’re and Airhead!

What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?

Going my Milky Way?

Knock KnockHalloween Candy Jokes 2 Who’s there?
Ada who?
Ada whole Butterfinger for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy who?
Candy doggie have some chocolate?

Who’s there?
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

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