Want some great Ghost Jokes ?
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to “THE OTHER SIDE”
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?
Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
“Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
What do you get when you bite a ghost?
A mouth full of sheet
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
Ghost Toasties with booberries.
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It’s hard to pin anything on them.
What’s a haunted chicken?