Classic Halloween One-liners

Classic Halloween One-liners

What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?

A dead end.

Why wasn’t the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What’s a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghoster

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt.

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