Black Cat Jokes
What do black cats strive for ?
Why are black cats such good singers ?
They’re very mewsical !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
What do witches cats like for breakfast ?
Mice krispies !
What is an octopus ?
An eight sided cat !
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?
A catastrophe !
What did the black cat say to the fish ?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
What do you call a witches cat that never comes when he’s called ?
What do you call a witches cat with no legs ?
Anything you like, she won’t be able to chase you !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary ?
A cat with a full tummy !
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass ?
A lawn miaower !
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !
How do you get milk from a witches cat ?
Steal her saucer !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom !
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty !
What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar ?
A sour puss !
Now you see it, now you don’t, now you see it, now you don’t – what are you watching ?
A black cat walking over a zebra crossing !
What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?
A posse cat !
What is a black cat’s favorite TV show ?
Miami Mice !
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and goes round and round ?
A black cat stuck in a tumble dryer !
What do you call a witches cat who can do spells as well as her mistress ?
An expurrt !
What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident ?
He went to a retail store !