Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes For All.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for “tick or tweet” !

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they’re crab apples!

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?

Wear a snorkel!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her!

What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.

“Are you a ghost ?” asked his friends

“No, I’m an unmade bed !”

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.

“Are you an unmade bed ?” asked his friends

“No, I’m an undercover agent !”

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?

He was in high spirits !

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?

No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her !

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?

Because he just came to pick up his sister !

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?

Because the feathers were still on the chicken !


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